Dec 28th, 2011
ophidiophobic:

Jakriborg (by misspiano)
Dec 20th, 2011
Dec 20th, 2011
thingsorganizedneatly:

Sam Kaplan
Dec 20th, 2011
Dec 20th, 2011
My reaction to attractive members of the opposite sex talking about Star Wars
Dec 20th, 2011
The lost art of discretion.

I have unfollowed everyone who constantly post pictures of tits, ass and fucking kooka on tumblr. Seriously. What is wrong with you all. It isn’t normal. Do you tear out pictures from magazines when you see a particular fanny you are fond of? Can’t you just save it to your computer and stare at it (as I presume this is what you are doing. Staring. At your screen. At some girl who is too hot for you’s tits. Not even having a fumble. Just staring. Like a creep) some other time, in private? Do you see me reblogging photos of flaccid dicks? Of meaty, multiple orgasm creating boners? Giant, pendulous testicles? No. Does anybody draw a line at anything anymore? But fear not. You, my friends, and some of you are indeed my friends, can continue to blog photos of the breasts of someone you have never met, with my pleasure, as I no longer have to stare at it too on my dashboard whilst on the bus, or on the sofa next to my family (wonderful impression, by the way) and so on. I mean come on. If I wanted to look at naked people I’d go on RedTube. Jesus.


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